Do Not Feed the Monkeys

We invite you to join the nonprofit organization known as "The Primate Observation Club," which is dedicated to watching certain species of monkeys and studying the peculiarities of their behavior within their natural habitat. Get the do not feed the monkeys download for Mac and dive in.

GLOSSARY OF TERMS:

THE PRIMATE OBSERVATION CLUB: a secret organization whose members spend days and nights on end peeping on complete strangers through the lenses of hidden surveillance cameras installed all around.

YOU: a newcomer who has joined the Club in a desperate attempt to escape from a reality that consists of nothing more than a rented apartment, a dreary dead-end job, a meaningless today, and an aimless tomorrow with no purpose whatsoever.

MONKEYS: dozens of completely unfamiliar people who turn out to be surprisingly interesting and entertaining to observe around the clock in the do not feed the monkeys game on your Mac.

VOYEURISM: yes, this is exactly what you are thinking about right now. This is precisely why we carry an "18+" rating. Although no, that is not the only reason for it…

PRIVATE LIFE: something that the monkeys simply do not have, yet for some inexplicable reason they remain firmly convinced of the opposite.

PERSONAL COMPUTER: we installed a PC inside your game, which is installed on your Mac, so that you could work on a PC that is installed inside your game, which is installed on your Mac. Enjoy do not feed the monkeys mac experience fully.

FEEDING THE MONKEYS: interacting with the observation subjects in any way that is available to you. Feeding the monkeys is strictly forbidden by the rules of the Club.

ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE: this is exactly what will happen if you decide to go ahead and feed the monkeys despite all warnings given.

Some members of the Club (former members, obviously) believed that if they fed the monkeys just one single time, nothing terrible would happen. They were gravely mistaken. Do not repeat their catastrophic mistakes!

Yes, you will have every technical capability to interact with the observation subjects; theoretically you could frame them, assist them, completely destroy their lives, or on the contrary save them from something truly horrible and devastating. However, the Club Committee strongly and urgently recommends that you refrain from any such actions. When you do not feed the monkeys, you stay safe! DO NOT FEED THE MONKEYS!